CheatneutralHelping you because you can't help yourself

Our projects

We at Cheatneutral are committed to saving relationships, promoting fidelity, and making people feel good about themselves. Our projects have a great success rate.

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Steve and Lisa

Steve and Lisa met while on holiday in Spain, and quickly fell head over heels for each other. That Christmas, at his office party, Steve got drunk and unavoidably repeatedly cheated on Lisa with Cheri, a co-worker. He paid Cheatneutral just £2.50 and we invested his money in Alex, a single man with no prospect of finding a partner. In return for the payments, Alex agreed to remain single.

Thanks to Cheatneutral, Steve was able to come clean about his cheating to Lisa, and when he presented her with the Cheatneutral certificate they realised they wanted to get married. Their wedding is taking place in the summer. Steve continues to regularly cheat on Lisa and Cheatneutral continues to fund projects like Alex with his offset payments.

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James and Jo

James and Jo have been together since they met at school. They cheat on each other regularly – James with an ex-girlfriend he can’t let go of, and Jo with a man who delivers stationary to her office who’s name she doesn’t know. To offset their cheating they fund Chris and Mim through Cheatneutral. In return for the payments from Cheatneutral Chris and Mim promise to remain loyal and faithful to each other so that James and Jo can carry on cheating.

James said about the scheme “Cheatneutral gave us advice on how to reduce our cheating first. We try to spend more quality time together now. And then we offset the remaining, unavoidable cheating from times when we’re drunk or feeling low, by funding projects like Chris and Mim."

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David and Sebastian

David cheated on his partner of ten years, Sebastian, with a younger man. He described for us what happened:

"Seb was so angry with me, I felt really bad about what I'd done. I came to Cheatneutral to offset the side effects of my cheating, and later on, Seb said the only reason he could forgive me was because I'd offset my cheating with Cheatneutral. Thanks to Cheatneutral, we're still together, I can feel good about my cheating, and I've helped to reduce global cheating as well! If I do cheat on Seb again, I'll definitely be calling Cheatneutral."